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The new name is Larry Tavtekka. My focus used to be on making computer games for my awesome fans. Now my focus is on narration and voice work for my awesome fans. I also enjoy doing global licensing. Life is pretty neato.

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Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 18th, 2015


Follow me, my fellow Christians! We must all learn how to fight Xandriana!

The End (of Xandriana)

The dude distributes his Zine to 70,000 people.

Thursday

The year is 2015.

Years of fighting continue. Afronicias keeps on looking for Nubianna.

"Soldiers, warriors, the battle must continue."


Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 17th, 2015


Sluv Knighterrant has reached a very high level. He receives a text message.

"Think about it. Did Egypt use nanotechnology way back then? The rod turned into a serpent. What was that? Is magic really just nanotechnology?"

Xandriana legalizes psilocybin. She also legalizes Hoasca. She also legalizes DMT. She also legalizes LSD. Also peyote.

The drugs are used to work in conjunction with the nanobots in an individual's brain. What happened is humanity started getting too smart, people started waking up to Posh Froth, too many people were tapping into the righteous 3AM. So, drugs were made legal. The pineal gland is drastically altered. People learn not to fear dying. Self harm is easier to perform because the individual is high on drugs. Massive death is committed at an unprecedented level.


Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 16th, 2015


"Okay, Team. We are Team Torture Space Sector, and I am your friend. It's important that we all stay humble. I expect us to function as an unstoppable Team. We will defeat the Sphinx Movement."

We are not in a game. Certain things will occur so that destiny can take its course.

I want at least 1 billion people to hear about my games. That would be so cool.

SF Book 77

Book 77. Emerald Heart Era. Level 77. Green. I must learn more about Leviticus 3, 4, and 5. 1100. 2017. Purity. Page 6/24. Philanthropy. 9,116 - 3200 = 5,916. Be 24 months ahead. Make spare time to defeat What Botched Rescue.

Sunday


Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 15th, 2015


"Why are you letting me go?"

"Because I want to catch you on my own. Then, I'll kill your husband in front of you. Then, I'll take you back."

Nubianna is the queen of the Cozzalites. She is walking and trying to make her way back to House of Emeralds. Unfortunately, Clone Murkycoat Jr. and his minions intercept Nubianna. 2 A.M. in the morning.

Sophdual reaches Afronicias.

"Um, Afronicias. We just got news that Clone Murkycoat Jr. has captured Nubianna."

"My wife! Where is she?"

"Prolly in Xandriana Zone. That's most likely."


Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 14th, 2015


To my fellow Christians

2015

(1) It's nasty and disgusting to keep large globs of wax in your ears. We are to keep our temples clean, not filthy. Wax attracts tiny creatures to the eardrums. Spiders and cockroaches love dirt, especially earwax. Wax doesn't protect your eardrum.

(3) Eve messed up. We're in this crazy mess because of Eve. If she had never eaten the fruit, we wouldn't be in this sinful world. We would have been living in bliss and perfection. I get pissed off when I think about it.


Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 11th, 2015


Exodus 38:18. "And the hanging for the gate of the court was needlework, of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: and twenty cubits was the length, and the height in the breadth was five cubits, answerable to the hangings of the court."

Exodus 38:26. "A bekah for every man, that is, half a shekel, after the shekel of the sanctuary, for every one that went to be numbered, from twenty years old and upward, for six hundred thousand and three thousand and five hundred and fifty men."

Exodus 39:2. "And he made the ephod of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen."

SF Book 76

Book 76. Amethyst Wheel Era. Level 76. Violet. I must learn more about Exodus 40, Leviticus 1, and 2. 1100. 2017. Purity. Page 6/24. Philanthropy. 12,416 - 100 - 3200 = 9,116. Be 24 months ahead. Make spare time to defeat What Botched Rescue. Steward LJ Lar Torque.


Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 11th, 2015


Now another war begins.

Afronicias has the GKSK Sword, the Purple Cape, and the Tree Branch of Bark. Shammah has the Video Game controller.

Historically speaking, Sluv is supposed to be against Shammah.

Where did the space chariot take Brother Elijah? Did he go to Heaven? Or did it take him somewhere else to spread the Word of God?

One of Afronicias' soldiers tells him what happened.

Afronicias turns towards Sluv.


Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 10th, 2015


Brozkine is an ally of Cozzaline.

Natural resources: Coal, Copper, Uranium

Animals: Alligators, Fish, Lions

Debajine is an ally of Aggrogrine.

Natural resources: Iron, Wood, Zinc

Animals: Wildebeest, Hippopotamus, Mountain Goats

Shammah is a descendant of the Debajine nation.


Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 10th, 2015


The Antichrist is trying to wipe out the Christians. However, he's finding out that it's not as easy as he thought it would be. He thought the Christians were a weak group of people. Now he sees that he totally underestimated them. Nubianna has been arrested!

Thursday

Whoa! Ghone destroyed a meteor headed for Earth. The Emerald Pearl is floating somewhere in outer space. Ghone Slobaha.

Afronicias. He is a superhuman man from the tribe of the Cozzalites.

Exodus 37:9. "And the cherubims spread out their wings on high, and covered with their wings over the mercy seat, with their faces one to another; even to the mercy seatward were the faces of the cherubims."


Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 10th, 2015


Carpenter is busy making small homes for Team Torture Space. Nothing fancy, just something to go over the head.

Sluv Knighterrant Statistics: Fragrance = 100 Power = 75 Intellect = 75 Destiny = 75 Toughness = 75

I actually believe you.

Sophdual is no longer angry with him.

Thank you for still believing in me.

Of course. You're welcome.

Sixtrip Vulco and Jefe Rioletto are now interested in each other. Another chick doesn't think this is the right time for a woman and a man to start falling in love. Today's climate is extremely serious.