So far, Lowtax has gone the farthest on Distraction Widow. Awesome job, Lowtax. Me and my Superior Team are very impressed with your skills.

The underground secret city.

The spaceships are about to show up soon. The aliens are about to show themselves to humanity. Why? Because Posh Froth threatens their evil reign.

Stay off of airplanes. The aliens are about to start taking control of airplanes and redirecting them to their spaceships. If they take over the plane you are on, you will never be heard from again.

Lowtax, you messed up on the Black Darkness level. You hit the wrong button and it brought you back to the intro screen. Excellent job, nonetheless.

Who will defeat Distraction Widow? Humanity, Lowtax has gotten ya'll off to an excellent start. Who will carry the torch forward?