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The new name is Larry Tavtekka. My focus used to be on making computer games for my awesome fans. Now my focus is on narration and voice work for my awesome fans. I also enjoy doing global licensing. Life is pretty neato.

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Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 9th, 2015


Winners are superior. Losers are inferior.

(1) Always taste satisfaction. Enjoyment is necessary. (3) Not all human women love to destroy men's lives. Only some do. (4) Some human women are satisfied. (6) Experience happens because it really matters. (7) Never commit suicide. (8) Let the Holy Spirit enter you and change you.

(1) Sterilization is horrible because it kills humanity. (2) Fornication is sinful. (3) Abortion is awful. (6) Women are essential and lovely.

(2) This earth will be destroyed.

Tuesday

Sluv distributes his Zine to 144,000 people.


Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 9th, 2015


The zine is very popular.

To my fellow Christians.

2015.

(2) Physical noise matters. (3) It's important to maintain your psychological superiority. As Christians, we are superior to the others. (4) Share your thoughts with others. Humanity needs to know what you're thinking. What light can you shine on the rest of us? (5) Make sure that your thoughts are composed of the light. (6) Focus on the light. Combat the darkness and the evil.

A person is to never communicate with a grave. Demons will appear.


Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 8th, 2015


Sluv Knighterrant vows to make his people proud and to destroy as many aliens as possible. He's got big shoes to fill. After all, Gurmanaffe is a legend in the space fighting community.

Instant transmission is a very valuable thing. To be in one place such as House of Insiders. Then, to think, to imagine, to only blink, and instantaneously to be in a totally different place such as Torture Space Sector. Sluv has not mastered this psychological technique. Sluv has figured out many of the pieces but not all of them.

Dead Corpse is a demon robot. Dead Corpse eats the dead bodies of human beings. Dead Corpse doesn't use batteries or electricity. Human corpses fuel him. Human corpses give him energy.

Shammah gives 300,000 shekels to Sluv. Shammah is quite impressed with the Team of Knighterrants that Sluv has formed.


Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 7th, 2015


Regeneration. Made anew.

Benaiah wants to believe that God exists. However, she's not sure. If He does exist, then why does so much evil happen? She feels empty. She feels depressed. What's the point of living? She feels worthless.

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Darkness. Gloom. There's no tomorrow.

Is this nirvana? Is this dark matter? This is creepy.

Sluv must become a Knight soon before the darkness overtakes Benaiah Squire. It's time for him to share what he has learned with 144,000 souls. He must cause all of them to unite. Massive Christianity is necessary.

Never become haughty. You will encounter much success.

Sluv is spreading Light matter throughout to every soul.


Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 6th, 2015


Hello, I'll answer this post. I'm a hardcore Christian. I like to offend society. Why? Because this generation, with the unBiblical, antiChristian, blasphemous, and evil things that it does, offends me. You see, this wicked society loves to blasphemy God and Jesus Christ. Ergo, that offends me because I am a loyal servant to God and Jesus Christ. Ergo, I have been quiet for long enough. Now, I, Steward LJ, am on the scene. I am a member of ZionAncientz. We R Here. And there's nothing that this blasphemous and adulterous generation can do about it. I'm glad you posted this, person. One love, my friend.


Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 5th, 2015


Exodus 34:16. "And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods."

3 of 4 battles have been fought in Torture Space Sector. As we speak, the 4th battle is being fought. It is estimated to end in 8 days. Supposedly, the results will be revealed then. Will they? I think they will be. Space Chess is such an amazing game!

Sabbath! :)

Sluv Emerald Wheel.

Sunday

"Sluv, where does your book say I should go next?"


Posted by stewardhklarlover - July 2nd, 2015


Exodus 33:11. "And the LORD spake unto Moses face to face, as a man speaketh unto his friend. And he turned again into the camp: but his servant Joshua, the son of Nun, a young man, departed not out of the tabernacle."

Exodus 33:23. "And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen."

Book 74. Emerald Wheel Era. Level 74. Green. I must learn more about Exodus 34, 35, and 36. 300. 2016. Purity. Page 5/24. Page 6/24 begins Book 75. Philanthropy. 18,816 - 3200 = 15,616. Be twelve months ahead. Make spare time to defeat Distraction Widow.

Page 6/24 = Books 75 - 90


Posted by stewardhklarlover - June 29th, 2015


September 8 and 9, 2015. Sluv knows that a fierce battle will occur. Xandriana is gaining more and more brain control and mind power over the citizens of earth. Sluv must defeat her as soon as possible.

September 23 and 24, 2015. Sluv knows that another fierce battle will occur. Xandriana is easily steering the citizens of earth towards the Synagogue of Satan. Sluv must defeat her as soon as possible.

Exodus 23:2. "Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil; neither shalt thou speak in a cause to decline after many to wrest judgment:"


Posted by stewardhklarlover - May 21st, 2015


AllĀ I need is 3 disciples. We will make computer games that will help lead humanity into perfection. We are ZionAncientz. We are here to improve humanity. We have been patient. We have given humanity ample time to stop its evil ways. Time has been up. Those who seek perfection will obey us. Those who relish in evil shalt crumble.


Posted by stewardhklarlover - February 27th, 2015


So far, Lowtax has gone the farthest on Distraction Widow. Awesome job, Lowtax. Me and my Superior Team are very impressed with your skills.

The underground secret city.

The spaceships are about to show up soon. The aliens are about to show themselves to humanity. Why? Because Posh Froth threatens their evil reign.

Stay off of airplanes. The aliens are about to start taking control of airplanes and redirecting them to their spaceships. If they take over the plane you are on, you will never be heard from again.

Lowtax, you messed up on the Black Darkness level. You hit the wrong button and it brought you back to the intro screen. Excellent job, nonetheless.

Who will defeat Distraction Widow? Humanity, Lowtax has gotten ya'll off to an excellent start. Who will carry the torch forward?